Hello everyone, here is some fun stuff:
Something I highly suggest trying: Google map the wonders of the world
Something I highly suggest avoiding: Head lice
Other Possible Careers for me:
1) Fashion Designer - My clothing line idea: I just take waffle crewneck shirts and cut out a little tiny "v" in the middle of the neck line. I call it Post-Apocalyptic Wear. I got this idea from The Matrix; according to them, in the future we will all be wearing waffle shirts.
2) Industrial Business Namer - I already have 2 good starts: a broom making company called KaBROOM!!!, and an industrial-sized fan company called We're Your Biggest Fans
3) Inventor of Completely Original Ideas - My most original idea to date: A duck with a feather for its head, his name is Featherhead (TM).
4) Any job where I can get the maximum amount of money for the minimum amount of work.
5) A Sexy Sexsmith?
My current Bucket List
Burping, only burping
Things that are not funny alone, but become funny when together:
Animals and Blindness
Something I highly suggest trying: Google map the wonders of the world
Something I highly suggest avoiding: Head lice
Other Possible Careers for me:
1) Fashion Designer - My clothing line idea: I just take waffle crewneck shirts and cut out a little tiny "v" in the middle of the neck line. I call it Post-Apocalyptic Wear. I got this idea from The Matrix; according to them, in the future we will all be wearing waffle shirts.
2) Industrial Business Namer - I already have 2 good starts: a broom making company called KaBROOM!!!, and an industrial-sized fan company called We're Your Biggest Fans
3) Inventor of Completely Original Ideas - My most original idea to date: A duck with a feather for its head, his name is Featherhead (TM).
4) Any job where I can get the maximum amount of money for the minimum amount of work.
5) A Sexy Sexsmith?
My current Bucket List
Burping, only burping
Things that are not funny alone, but become funny when together:
Animals and Blindness
Babies and cigars
Babies in oversized clothing
cockroaches in sombreros
Kittens and farting (farting is funny alone, but kittens and farting is something I want to explore)
Feelings and robots
Watermelons and hammers, Oh Gallagher!
Sayings I wish would to catch on:
"Moist!"
"Booyah Grandma!"
Babies in oversized clothing
cockroaches in sombreros
Kittens and farting (farting is funny alone, but kittens and farting is something I want to explore)
Feelings and robots
Watermelons and hammers, Oh Gallagher!
Sayings I wish would to catch on:
"Moist!"
"Booyah Grandma!"
"Aw Tay-Diggs!"
"Yay-Diggs!"
"Hooray-Diggs!"
"Hooray, figs!"
"Hooray, you brought figs, and Tay Diggs is on his way to the party that I am throwing!"
"Yay-Diggs!"
"Hooray-Diggs!"
"Hooray, figs!"
"Hooray, you brought figs, and Tay Diggs is on his way to the party that I am throwing!"
The most interesting thing that has happened to me lately:
My intern tried to voodoo me. I went away on vacation and left my picture ID tag on my desk. I came back and there were all these holes in the eyes of my picture. I don't know if he did it right though, in fact I'm sure he didn't. I never did asked him if he was the one who did it though, but WHO ELSE SAT AT MY DESK ALL WEEK, KEM?!? Whatever, you're a nice guy...
My intern tried to voodoo me. I went away on vacation and left my picture ID tag on my desk. I came back and there were all these holes in the eyes of my picture. I don't know if he did it right though, in fact I'm sure he didn't. I never did asked him if he was the one who did it though, but WHO ELSE SAT AT MY DESK ALL WEEK, KEM?!? Whatever, you're a nice guy...
Miniboone has a show on Thursday night at Cameo Gallery in Williamsburg: check it out!!! http://www.myspace.com/cameogallery
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