Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Why Zoos Suck




"Thank God that baby deer was saved from those awful tigers! Lets cheer for that!" WHAT ABOUT THE FREAKING TIGER?!?!? I grew up in dc, and have been to this zoo several times in my life. Last time I was there, the lions were pacing back and forth and just roaring about how much they loved their cells... I mean cages... I mean enclosures... I mean muffins. Also, there is a huge problem with over-population of deer coming out of Rock Creek Park. I have seen several deer get hit by cars, some cars hit by deer even, and I gotta say, those suckers are resilient! The deer, not the cars. They just pop right back up and hobble off into the forest. They LOVE the areas right on the side of the road, just love it. I think they hide snacks there. Hey, I have an idea. Why don't you control the deer population by letting the tigers out in Rock Creek Park? Then, once all the deer are gone, we will just have a tiger problem, which we can solve by releasing the bears. And then we get rid of the bears by flooding the whole city. I know what you're gonna say; "But James, then we will have a water problem." Well duh, but by that time we will all be living on the moon, so it wont matter anyway.

Just so you know, after the deer escaped, it was euthanized.

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